|Making Money: Corgi Audio 2007 ISBN 9780552156264
Its an offer you cant refuse.
Who would not wish to be the man in charge of Ankh-Morporks Royal Mint and the bank next door? Its a job for life. But, as former conman Moist von Lipwig is learning, life is not necessarily for long. The Chief Cashier is almost certainly a vampire. Theres something nameless in the cellar (and the cellar itself is pretty nameless), and it turns out that the Royal Mint runs at a loss. A three-hundred-year-old wizard is after his girlfriend, hes about to be exposed as a fraud, but the Assassins; Guild might get him first. In fact, a lot of people want him dead.
Oh. And every day he has to take the Chairman for walkies.
Everywhere he looks hes making enemies. What he should be doing is MAKING MONEY!