|Carpe Jugulum Corgi Audio Books 1998 ISBN 0-552-14653-6
Mightily Oats has not picked a good time to be a priest. He thought hes come to the mountain kingdom of Lancre for a simple little religious ceremony. Now hes caught up in a war between vampires and witches, and hes not sure there is a right side.
Therere the witches- young Agnes, who is really in two minds about everything, Magrat, who is trying to combine witchcraft and nappies, Nanny Ogg, who is far too knowing and Granny Weatherwax, who is big trouble.
And the vampires are intelligent- not easily got rid of with a garlic enema or going to the window, grasping the curtains and saying, I dont know about you, but isnt it a bit stuffy in here? Theyve got style and fancy waistcoats. Theyre out of the casket and want a bite of the future.
Mightily Oats knows he has a prayer, but he wishes he had an axe.